Bizarre Earthquake Warning Video | Frankie Is Enthusiastic About Keeping People Informed

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I love Frankie (last name unintelligible). He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but I don’t care. He wants to warn people about an incoming earthquake, so takes to the Web to do so.

Look at him, he’s just so cool in his raincoat zipped up right to the top. OK, so his features are all squidged up into about one-third of his face, and his mouth is the biggest opening I’ve seen since the Gulf of Mexico oil leak, but still.

I love the way that rather than say “Attention citizens of,” and then list several counties, he affords each of them their own, unique “Attention.” Because he cares.

The video gets even better halfway in when the weather takes a turn for the worse. The rain and wind may be battering him relentlessly but he carries on regardless like a true professional.

What a guy!

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