“This summer, get ready for the poorly directed movie adaptation of the young adult phenomenon that ISN’T about vampires! In a distopian future, where society dresses like 2nd rate Lady Gagas….” and kids learn how to frost cakes? Don
‘t forget the Cheap looking CGI fire, and completely emotionless line delivery.

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“If anything could happen like in the movies … That would be nice.” EVen the French share our same taste in humor! We just don’t understand what they’re saying is all. How cute.

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Daniel Day-Lewis did a fine job portraying Abraham Lincoln on the big screen in Lincoln, but could he possibly do Barack Obama justice in a film based on the current POTUS?

Yes, as it turns out. In fact, he does such a good job playing Obama that anyone but his wife and daughters would find it impossible to tell the difference.

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Please, take the hint, don’t go and see Pain & Gain. It is, by all accounts, a truly terrible movie in every way possible. And it was directed by Michael Bay, naturally.

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This video shows the first TV spot for After Earth, the latest film from M. Night Shyamalan. It looks like his run of bad films is going to continue with this one. It looks like being a stinker and no mistake.

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This is the first trailer for Thor 2, officially titled Thor: The Dark World. The Marvel comic book movie is due to be released in November 2013.

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This is the red-band trailer for Hemlock Grove, a new Netflix original that is now available to stream through the subscription-based television service.

The “red-band” element means the footage is for mature audiences only, so don’t watch if you’re faint of heart or not into a little gore.

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So Harrison Ford is tired of people asking him Star Wars questions but man does he do a good improv act or what? Some killer actin’ going on here with a wookie. Maybe these people should throw down on Jerry Springer!

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Out of all the classic stoner films to have been made by Seth Rogan, this one doesn’t look any less exciting then when Pineapple Express premiered its first trailer. With all the action, celebrities playing themselves (which is always a rare treat), comedy, and end of the world drama you could ask for, this will undoubtedly be a hit.

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So let’s see, this is a crime drama thriller with all the normal junk like hot chicks prostituting, some random body builders, boxers? Where did that come from? Looks like it might be good though. If only the dude who directed “Drive” had done this. Oh wait…he did.

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