There’s a certain point when you’re on a night out of heavy drinking which is crucial to how the session turns out. It’s that moment when you’re too drunk to actually drink anymore.
If you’re drinking beer or cider your hand won’t lift to your mouth. If you’re drinking spirits then you can’t see straight enough to find the next drink. And if you’re drinking wine then getting the cork out of the bottle becomes as impossibility. Or does it?

