Crazy Jesus Freak Drunk Off God Video | Brainwashed Teen Girl On “Heavenly” Drugs

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The original title of this clip was “How to get Drunk….without Alcohol!!” Unfortunately, the uploader of the video was completely brainwashed while both recording the video and naming it.

“Crazy Jesus Freak” seems more suitable, in my opinion.

This Jesus freak is so convinced she’s drunk off of Jesus that she posted her phone number for any non-believers to call if they had any “questions.” I’m not going to call 814-777-2112, but I’d sure like to find out what drug she was actually on.

In case you’re wondering if this is some sort of sarcastic joke, it should be noted that this same girl has posted dozens of other videos about her “intimacy” with God.

Ecstasy Of God

Here we have yet another video of the same girl (Cait) “high” on God’s ecstasy. Not a street drug but rather the rapturous delight of Jesus. I’m going to have to call bullshit on this one.

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