Please don’t judge me for the following. I was a fat kid once. Now I’m a fat adult, or at least chubby. So I have the utmost sympathy for this kid and I hope to God he’s not aware there’s a video of him on a water slide on YouTube.
Having said that, I cannot help but laugh at the fat git as he belly flops on to the water slide and takes all the water with him to the end. Well, that’s physics for you – the water had nowhere else to go!
It gets even better when he reaches the end as fatty crests the end of the water slide and proceeds to face plant into the grass. The poor bastard. And then he lies there looking like a beached whale.
I feel bad, I really do. Partly for the kid and partly for myself because I’ve had the sudden realization that’s what I looked like in the summer of 1991 when I did a similar trick. Don’t worry kid, life gets a whole lot better. And once you start working you can afford to buy more McDonald’s!
