It’s the 4th of July! Which means a great deal to everybody in the United States but nothing to anyone else. Honestly, the rest of the world couldn’t give two hoots.
However, British people do celebrate Independence Day in their own special way. As revealed in this video.
What Americans don’t seem to realize is that what you’re really celebrating is defeating the old country. Which for those of us still in the old country is rather annoying.
The United States and the United Kingdom are close allies and friends. But you will insist on revelling in cutting us loose almost 230 years ago. Hence the need to whip out pink dildoes.
