You really couldn’t make this video clip up – it has everything: Sexy Japanese women in spandex, a Japanese actress with the shits, and one of the funniest little dances I’ve ever seen performed.
This video is actually an instructional clip for Japanese people learning to speak English. What phrases and expressions are most likely to come up in everyday conversation? Diarrhea of course, a topic I discuss with people I pass on the street on a daily basis.
The lady at the beginning cannot act to save her life. Maybe they should have given her food poisoning so she actually did have a bad case of the runs. As for the guy, the less said the better – he has far too much interest in the lady’s bowel movements for my liking.
Then, believe it or not, the video takes a turn for the bizarre. Three women in swimsuits wave their arms around like half-dead chickens while repeating the phrase “I have a bad case of Diarrhea.”
Am I tripping or dreaming? It has to be one or the other.
