Funny Mike Tyson For President Video | Chris Rock’s Better Bush Alternative

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Who knew? We could have actually had a black president 8 years ago.

This hilarious clip from the Chris Rock Show is nearly a decade old but it’s comedic value is timeless. Tyson, as we all know, has always been an obvious idiot. Still, Bush has proven to the world that bigger idiots exist. Had we known Bush was merely pretending to be an intellectual, I’m sure more voters would have punched in “Tyson.”

Honestly, if you disregard the man’s Zoloft addictions, rapist conviction, and marriage problems he’d probably have made a better president. He’s both tough and brutally honest- something most politicians aren’t. And I’d sure as hell take a “semi-good” economy over the disaster that the Bush administration has left us.

If you still have your doubts, I suggest you take a quick glance at Tyson’s face again. Even terrorists wouldn’t screw with a face like that.

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