Hilarious Misheard Lyrics to Pantera Song | Fucking Hoff-Style!

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You heavy metal fans out there have heard “Fucking Hostile” by Pantera. The song’s lyrics are viewed by some as the anthem of a generation. But the people who made this video didn’t hear them quite right, and their interpretation is a riot.

In this version, which is actually looks dead-on if you read and listen along, kids take melons to school. The lead singer offers to cook dinner for you. And the main topic of the song is doing something in the manner that David Hasselhoff would.

I’ve seen some funny misheard lyrics in my time, but never an entire song ripped to shreds like this one, and believably at that. The song itself will have you banging your head, while the video maker’s take on the lyrics have you rolling on the floor.

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