It turns out that just like everybody else in the world, including the Queen of England, Santa Claus occasionally needs to poop. Yep, old Saint Nick himself sometimes goes number two.
We know this because Poo Pourri filmed Santa on the toilet and used the footage as the basis for a TV ad. With some rather annoying ginger children included for good measure.
There was I thinking that Santa Claus was magic. And magic people surely don’t need to poop.
Just ask David Blaine, the most magical person we know. The only way he’s able to do those stupid stunts of his is by having ultimate control over his bowel movements, right?!
