Jackie Chan is kick-ass. No, not the character from the recent superhero movie, but proper kick-ass as in he can kick anyone’s ass. And it doesn’t matter that he’s now getting on a bit; he’s still harder than me or you.
The problem is, he’s had enough of kids thinking they’re hard enough to have a go at him. So he’s fighting back, no mercy.
Using a selection of clips from all of Chan’s movies, including the upcoming Karate Kid remake, this video clip shows Chan kicking kids’ asses in a multitude of different ways.
The best comes at the end when he shoots a girl dead while she’s in mid-air daring to launch a flying kick at Jackie.
There’s something seriously wrong with this video, but it doesn’t matter. Seeing Chan kick anyone’s ass is awesome; kids included.
