Jeff Dunham Christmas Video | Achmed the Dead Terrorist Goes Caroling

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In November Julie introduced us to ventriloquist Jeff Dunham’s skeleton buddy, Achmed the Dead Terrorist. This month he shows us that even Islamic terrorists love Christmas.

Achmed’s favorite festive pastime is singing Christmas carols, but his songs are very different than the ones I learned.

Rather than waiting for Santa Claus, Achmed sings Bin Laden is Coming to Town. He’d also rather sing about Jingle Bombs than Jingle Bells.

Achmed treats us to a performance of this unique Christmas song, which curses the actions of the US military and laments the lack of promised virgins in the afterlife. This angry little puppet is just hilarious, and I can’t help singing along to his catchy carol.

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