By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 03:25:36 +0000

What happened when Nikki Catsouras got in an accident?
She flipped her lid.
What happened when Nikki’s brains were left in the sun too long?
Her brain was fried.
What would happen if I used the pieces of Nikki’s head to wipe my ass?
She would have shit for brains.
What band was Nikki listening to when she got her head smashed to pieces?
the Smashing Pumpkins.
What else did I say when I used the pieces of Nikki’s head to wipe my ass?
You have a dirty mind.
Wipe that look off your face.
You’re shit-faced.
What’s it called when you use the pieces of Nikki’s head to make a collage?
A scrap book.
What did people call Orange County after Nikki Catsouras died?
Blood Orange County.
What’s it called when you make jokes about the pieces of Nikki Catsouras’s head?
brain teasers.
What did a police officer say when she picked up the pieces of Nikki Catsouras’s head?
Mind if I pick your brain?
What What did a police officer do when she saw pieces of Nikki Catsouras’s head on the pavement?
She charged her a fine for littering.
Why did I eat Nikki Catsouras’s brains after her accident?
Cuz I wanted some brain food.
What happened when Nikki crashed into a concrete tollbooth?
She had to pay the toll.
What happened when I jerked off over Nikki’s accident photos?
I had an accident.
Why did Nikki get decapitated in a car crash?
Cuz she said if I gave her head, she would give me head.
Did you see Nikki after her car accident?
It was a bloody mess.
How do you describe the pieces of Nikki Catsouras’s head on the pavement?
Mind over matter.

By: matt

matt — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 14:55:31 +0000

That’s the dumbest post I ever read.

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