This video isn’t big, isn’t clever, and really doesn’t need a lot of explanation. But we’ll carry on despite these facts.
I advise men everywhere to avoid watching this. Seriously. Just step away from the Play button and go and do something else. What do you mean, it can’t be that bad? It can, and it is.
Essentially, this video shows a man crushing his testicles into the back of a bench while trying parkour. Women can watch this without any need to look away or wince, but men will cry and instinctively reach for their balls at the moment of impact.
This video is a good reason not to try parkour unless you’re super-fit, flexible, and are willing to take the odd excruciatingly painful moment. Which is why I stay at home watching DVDs and drinking beer instead.
