It looks like a man, and quite a tough, butch, solid one at that, but the noise which emerges from his/her mouth when the shock from the taser is applied clearly shows this is a woman, and a girly one at that.
OK, so that’s unfair. I’ve never been tasered so for all I know I’d sound the same, or worse. But it looks like this guy has been used for demonstration purposes in the past, so you think he’d be used to it by now.
Surely a rousing rendition of Smooth Criminal should follow this squeal, because it sounded to me like Michael Jackson used to when he squeezed his own testicles to reach the high notes. Or Justin Bieber all the time.
If I’d have been present in the room I would have burst out laughing. And that would probably have led to me getting beaten up by Mr. Squeaky-Mouth. And it would be then that I myself would turn into a mouse.
