Girls everywhere are swooning over the vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob in the latest angsty installment of the Twilight film series. But spare a thought for the poor men dragged along to witness this dross.
Taylor Lautner’s pecs and Robert Pattinson’s dreamy eyes do nothing for them. What they need is Twilight for Guys.
Girls will of course cringe at this re-imagining of the Twilight saga. Its busty lesbian characters do nothing more than flaunt their cleavage and make out. Not that I hear any men out there complaining.
Now if only this film were real, perhaps couples everywhere could enjoy a little equal opportunity cinema!
