“Yeah, I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die.”
Right.
You know, up until now, I had passed off most of Sheen’s antics as just another wild celebrity. Now I think he is a bit insane.
It’s not insane to think of yourself as special or to let loose, but to think that you need, let alone deserve, a raise of one million dollars is bonkers.
Give me the two million that he gets for one episode of Two and a Half Men and I will set myself up for life.
He needs a raise like my back yard needs a massive pile of dog turds.
