“Oh my gosh. Look at that butter leakin’ out all over his pants…”
Forget any semblance of trying to be healthy (or pretending to try to be healthy). It’s butter on a stick.
Because fair food was never meant to be healthy, just delicious.
Yes, I’m shaking my head as I type this. I just don’t think I could bring myself to do it.
I don’t care if it’s supposed to taste like French toast or French Fries – that’s still a heap of butter.
I like butter. I use butter. Do I like it enough to think ‘Oh, I should put that on a stick and deep fry it’? Heck no.
