Netflix and chill. Literally chill. Then get a blanket and stop the chill.
“Watch out, East Coast denizens. Winter Storm Jonas is on the way, preparing to blanket the Northeast in snow and ice from Northern Virginia all the way up through New York state.
“But another storm approaches, too—a blizzard of furious, anonymous sex.
“Starting on Wednesday, residents of major East Coast cities began to panic about whether the coming snowfall might trap them in a sexless, lonely spate of isolation for an entire weekend.
“Naturally, they took to Craigslist in droves to post ads, seeking blizzard buddies for hours of snowed-in screwing around.”
Read more at Daily Dot
