Sssh. I’m trying to sleep. Screw five more minutes – give me thirty. Nah, make that an hour. Actually, let’s screw the whole thing and try again tomorrow.
“Mark Twain once wrote, “I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late—and the latter agrees with me best.”
“I’m with you, Mark. I abhor waking up.
“Every morning, I silence the first of my iPhone’s three alarms… bend myself reluctantly out of bed, pick crud out of my eyes, and try to convince myself that today is going to be the day I become a morning person.”
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