Driving under the influence is not cool. It’s dangerous, it can get your license revoked, and you might even get jail time. And, less seriously, you could end up a laughingstock of online video like this guy.
The inebriated fellow in this video gets stopped for driving under the influence, and the cops want him to take a breathalyzer. But all he’s worried about are his itchy nuts. When the cop refuses to let him scratch them, he starts doing a hilarious “itchy nut dance” and asks the cop to scratch them for him.
Guys, I am well aware that itchy nuts are no small problem. But they won’t get you out of a DWI.