I can’t stand Justin Bieber. He’s a little turd who looks like a fetus and sounds like a wasp trapped in your front room, constantly flying into the window.

This video doesn’t feature Justin Bieber, but does feature someone who could become his biggest rival for the love and attention of preteens everywhere. His name’s Greyson Chance, and he’s actually pretty damn good.

Here we see Chance performing Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi on the piano in front of an assembled throng of other children. And while I’m not a fan of Lady Gaga either, mainly because she’s mental, this is a really good version of the song.

Chance already has his own YouTube channel, and this video is set to turn him into a mainstream star. He’s already appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. If he can knock Bieber down a peg or two, then I’ll happily give him a Chance. Geddit?