A Message For Black Friday Zombie Shoppers Video | Santa Claus Expresses His Opinions

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As you may have already noticed, it’s Black Friday today. And not just in the United States either, where the tradition to shop like idiots on the day after Thanksgiving originated. Instead, Black Friday has spread to other parts of the world. Like Ebola.

Still, not everyone appreciates Black Friday. This guy for one.

In this video we see Mark Dice dressed up as Santa and driving past crowds queuing to get into Target and Sears. He doesn’t just silently mock them either, instead using a bullhorn to mock them to their stupid, greedy faces.

I like a bargain as much as the next person. But I would never fight my way through crowds just to get $20 off something I probably don’t even need. That’s just dumb.

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