Patches is like any other normal household pet. He watches TV, goes for rides in a car, and even sleeps in the same bed as the owner. However, what isn’t so normal is the fact that Patches is an 8 foot long horse.
If you ask me, Hillbillies have to much time on their hands. First they build a real-life mech, nearly start forest fires, and the next thing you know they’re on to training horses like dogs. Personally, I don’t even think feeding a horse a cheeseburger is healthy.
Sure, I wouldn’t mind a horse fetching a beer for me, but sleeping with one in a bed is just too far. It must be really lonely in the country.
