How to become famous. Step One: kill somebody important. Step Two: there is no step two. Wait a second, this could work!

In I Wanna Be Famous, Jessica Delfino sings these instructions, while Nick Fox-Geig animates the process. But why a musket, cousin? — Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more!

Please note we are not actually endorsing killing somebody (anybody) important in order to become famous.

The main character of this animated video is, however, sort of a sweeter, acoustic guitar-playing, female version of Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver… minus the Vietnam vet issues.

She’s a bit unclear on the “why,” but she definitely knows HOW to become famous.