I’m sure you’d all like to see what exactly Apple unveiled on stage during its keynote yesterday. But who wants to spend hours watching the whole thing? Now you no longer need to…

This video is the Apple iPad keynote in condensed form. It shows CEO Tim Cook and all the other Apple execs revealing the new stuff in under 90 seconds. Yes, even I can manage to sit still for 90 seconds.

As well as the iPad 3 (or the new iPad), Apple unleashed an updated version of Apple TV onto the world. It’s not all that different from the last one but it’s shiny and new nonetheless.

I still haven’t purchased an Apple product. They’re all too expensive and too deeply-embedded in the Apple ecosystem for me to bother.