Babies scare me at the best of times. Able to soil themselves at a moment’s notice and without so much as a blink of the eye, able to cry incessantly for hours on end, and still able to make you fall in love with them, they are clearly evil beings.
But this one is more evil than most. At least when he (I think it is) wants to be. Right on cue this toddler can turn from smiley, laughing, happy child to an evil, scary, instrument of Satan.
I’ve been on the receiving end of some evil looks before but none quite as spooky as this. When my girlfriend does it after I stay in the pub all day it’s one thing, when this baby does it it’s quite another. In fact, it makes me want to go to the pub and drown my sorrows.
There have been a few viral videos based on a simple look, but this one is the creepiest yet. This video alone justifies my decision never to have children. Can you imagine your own flesh and blood giving you that look? I couldn’t cope.