As a quiet, laid-back, unadventurous type of guy, I love seeing arrogant, cocky douchebags make prats of themselves. And this guy fits the bill perfectly.
This dude thinks he is it, the man, someone we should all look up to. With his shirt off, and “way with the ladies,” he thinks he is God’s gift to us all. But he’s not. He’s nothing, no one, a complete failure.
He claims he can vault four girls and make the dunk. So he lines them up, has a practice run in which he gives the one at the front a cheeky kiss, and then prepares to fly.
Unfortunately, although he clears the first three, the fourth girl gets his crotch right in her face, as he takes her out with his scrotum. He’s embarrassed, she’s gobsmacked, and the rest of us are left laughing at a cocky twat losing his mojo.
