The music video for Beyonce Knowles’ hit Single Ladies is pure genius. It shows Beyonce and two backing dancers dressed in the same way doing a very tight, very sexy dance in leotards.

This YouTube video shows a fat guy imitating the dance with lots of enthusiasm, his fat belly on show, and the occasional glimpse of his genitalia from side-on. I think I’ll pass on eating breakfast this morning.

Maybe I shouldn’t criticize this guy too much because at least he’s trying, and it looks like he’s having lots of fun doing so. OK, so it may make most of us lose our last meal but that’s not his fault really, it’s ours for having poor constitutions.

However, I think I’ll stick to watching sexy female dancers performing this from now on. Beyonce may have an ass almost as big as this guy’s but I know which one I’d rather watch shaking around on the dance floor.