Wow, that is one long cat. Wait, that description isn’t anywhere near epic enough. That’s not just a long cat, that’s a looooooong cat. There, that’s better.

OK, I know I described it as the “biggest cat in the world” in the title, but longest is the official definition. Biggest sounds more impressive but could suggest a fat cat instead of a long one.

Stewie the cat is an incredible 123cm long from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail. That’s over a meter in length. Am I the only one who would be scared to see that thing padding up for a stroke?

I’m guessing Stewie is top cat in his street. No bullying by the neighbors’ cats for this colossal moggy. Hell, no bullying by humans either.