Soccer players have a reputation for milking penalties with some pretty outrageous fakery. But I’ve never seen anything quite as fake as this spot of expert football faking from a Brazilian woman.

Early on in this clip we see the girl making minimal contact with an opponent, walking around for a bit, before crumpling over with the greatest pain the world has ever known.

She’s carried off on a stretcher, but doesn’t even make it to the change rooms before she’s running back to her teammates. It’s a miracle! Surely she’s been healed by the hand of God!

Or perhaps she didn’t get that penalty she was hoping for in the first place!