Having been a fan of the original Ninja Turtles Live-Action film since I was a child, I was both shocked and excited to hear that a Christmas special of the TMNT existed.

Of course, like most Christmas-branded products, the film was simply made for profit. This review bashing the movie is actually better than the feature itself.

As the reviewer points out constantly in this video, the Ninja Turtles franchise was basically trashed by the time this came out. Stupid sing-along songs like “The Wrap Rap” are just embarrassing.

I’m so glad that I never saw this pile of garbage as a child- it probably would have made me karate-kick my TV.