It was difficult trying to write that title while avoiding spelling out the most obvious element of this video. The question is whether I can manage to continue that on for the whole post.

Countdown is a classic British TV show, and the good old days saw Richard Whiteley hosting, ably assisted by Carol Vorderman with the numbers and letters.

The letters are drawn out at random, but that does mean there is a chance of full words emerging in order. And sometimes those words aren’t the most polite or family-friendly.

The muppet contestants, one of whom is a priest, can’t bring themselves to speak the word staring them in the face. I’d have shouted it out and taken the points personally.

NB: I managed not to say CUNTFLAPS! Almost.