I’ve seen some brilliant birds in my time, but none as enterprising as Sam the Scottish Seagull. The clever bird waits until no one is watching before stealing from this convenience store.

You’re not watching an isolated incidence here. Sam is a regular at this store, and he always pinches the same thing: cheese Doritos.

But rest assured, Sam is not a selfish seagull. He always shares the loot with his feathered friends.

He’s even become a sort of local celebrity! The townsfolk are so taken by this crafty bird that they’ve started to pay the shopkeeper for his chips. Now that’s just too cute!