If seeing half naked college girls walking around in an attempt to impress a room full of guys at the Spring Break National Bikini Contest isn’t your thing, don’t click play.

Meanwhile, all of us heterosexual males can watch in awe at not only the women on display but the ingenious use of LED technology on one contestant’s outfit.

I didn’t even notice the flashing lights the first time she stripped off and walked past the camera, my eyes were looking elsewhere.

Luckily for me, the cameraman decided to focus on the crotch area, and then zoom in, and then my mind sort of wandered. What was I saying?