I’m sure most internet users can relate to this ode to that popular social networking website, the “Facebook Rap.”

I remember resolving to never get involved with MySpace, and insisting that Facebook was a lot better. It’s not really. While the website’s much cleaner, it’s still an ad-covered time waster.

Like this rapper, I’m not sure why we’re supposed to care about being bitten by vampires and zombies. I wonder why people around me are obsessed with farms and gardens, but I spend too much time playing the online Scrabble.

This video’s animation’s a little lame for me, but the lyrics of this rap save it.