Here at WebTVHub we’ve seen plenty of professional looking advertisements from the big agencies. They’re entertaining and impressive, but there’s something charming about a local commercial. And if it’s this local commercial for Mark’s Lawn and Gardens, there’s something creepy.

To be fair, this advertisement never actually went to air because the owners of the nursery were too weirded out. But thanks to the internet, we can see it in all its wacky glory.

Rest assured, Mark’s Lawn and Gardens’ prices aren’t the only shocking thing about this commercial. If an old guy with bad teeth stripping and a young buck with questionable vocal talents don’t sell plants, what will?