Kids provide hours of entertainment. Whether they’re fighting sleep or falling over. The advantage of being the first-born, is that you remember most of the mean things you did to the ones that followed. Like feeding them lemons and laughing at their puckered faces.

This chap is either remarkably determined, or has the attention span of a gnat. He winces, shakes his head and puts the slice away, only to grab it again seconds later. He is both disgusted and fascinated by this strange, yellow thing.

His dedication is worthy of admiration; if only the rest of us could follow his example. For the most part though, I still want to know what was going through the li’l tyke’s head every time he reached for that slice.