Meet air guitar’s much less classy cousin: air sex.

I don’t expect sophistication from a man who practises air sex, and Cock-A-Licious doesn’t disappoint on that score. Although to his credit, at least he starts out wearing a suit.

This is a bit of a car crash video: it’s completely terrible, but for some reason you just can’t look away. He might be an air sex legend, but it looks like he could use some pointers on technique.

Perhaps the thing that disturbs me most is that this performance is part of a larger competition. Can you imagine sitting down for a night of this kind of “entertainment”?