In the tradition of the Super Soaker comes the Oozinator … sort of.

It might have the pumping action and massive barrel of a super duper water pistol, but this gun’s not shooting the clear stuff. That’s where things get a little weird.

Quite frankly, the stream of slime which comes from the Oozinator looks like spunk. No wonder most kids in this ad seem horrified to be shot!

Clearly the creators of the Oozinator didn’t think this one through. This is far too disturbing to be a children’s toy. Something tells me this won’t take the Super Soaker’s crown any time soon.