Wow, what a great experiment, I wish I had taken part in it! Brainiac is one of the best shows on British television, going where other science shows fear to tread.

This is an experiment to see whether the hypothesis that looking at women’s breasts is as good for you as 30 minutes of exercise is actually true.

Okay, it’s all rubbish, and no, looking at breasts isn’t the equivalent… unfortunately. Which is a shame because I was getting ready to use it as an excuse.

Oh well, I’ll just have to go back to wearing dark glasses instead.