Dogs have been used in the army since 1942, but I doubt any incident like this has occurred before. When ordered by his drill Sargent to drop and do push ups, a nearby dog mistakes the exercise for a sexual act.

I don’t think this soldier’s butt will ever be the same.

As a former dog owner myself, I too have experienced an embarrassing leg-hump or two. While the easy way to get a dog off is to push them away or, in some cases, kick them in the nuts, the soldier was helpless.

I don’t know the language spoken in this video, but I’m pretty sure a good half-minute of dog-humping counts as a universal joke.