Some cats are nice, some are nasty, and some are downright assholes. Teddy belongs to the latter group of felines.

This video shows Teddy doing what he does best. Which is being an absolute asshole. He’s sat there seemingly perfectly happy, but wait, what’s that in front of him? Something that clearly needs taking out.

It may only be a short video, and it isn’t exactly packed full of action, but it’s compelling nonetheless. So much so I had to watch it three times in a row.

It’s the distinct nonchalance with which Teddy acts that marks this video out as something different than the norm. He knocks his owner’s crap on the floor, and then yawns while staring at the camera. What a star.