Here’s another one for the “Rednecks and Fire Do Not Mix” file: Some guy trying to spit fire using a cigarette lighter and an alcoholic beverage. He actually makes a pretty impressive flame, but unfortunately it still doesn’t go quite as planned.

He had a drink in his hand. Why didn’t he just pour it over his head to put out the fire? Oh yeah, considering what he was drinking, that would have made things worse. Funnier, but worse.

There’s a lesson to be learned here: If you play with fire while you’re drunk, you’re gonna get burned. Or something like that.