Because not just anybody can win a Darwin Award.
If you’re not familiar with them, the Darwin Awards are Awards given to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in interesting and very often fatal ways.
As you can see in this video, the official rules state that it doesn’t necessarily have to be fatal, but you do have to confirm that reproduction is no longer within your abilities.
Huge kudos to the creator of the Darwin Awards. It is always a good thing to look at yourself or your fellow man and have a good chuckle at the stupid things we humans do.
