This video shows why these Spanish soccer stars are paid to use their feet, rather than their fists. It features a fight between Real Zaragoza defender Carlos Diogo and Sevilla striker Luis Fabiano.

The men slap wildly in the air, looking more like teenage girls than elite athletes. As a matter of fact, I’m sure I saw better fighting skills from some of the skankier girls in my high school years.

It’s likely that the only reason there’s no hair pulling in this fight is that neither player has any!

The other players were quick to rush in and break up the fight, not to save their friends from injury but to save them from further embarrassment.