Child takes first steps, dog defecates on carpet, baby falls in poo. This video is what YouTube was made for.

Every parent wants to see their baby’s first steps. It’s a monumental moment in a child’s development; the point at which their brains and their bodies work together to launch them upright and keep them balanced.

If parents are very lucky they’ll capture the moment on film for posterity. If they’re very unlucky then the family dog will take exception to the kid hogging the limelight, and express its feelings the only way it knows how.

The dog not only poos on the carpet, the child then falls right into it. The parents watching merely watch and laugh, not picking the child up until the very last moment. Make of that what you will.