Don’t act like this has never happened to you. Everyone experiences some sort of potty problem once every blue moon. Usually, a backed up toilet can be fixed with a plunger or balancing the tank water.

Unfortunately for this lady, nothing seems to work.

The most inconvenient time to have a backed up toilet is on a date, and that’s precisely what happens to this poor woman. Realizing her limited options, she is forced to do the unthinkable: take the poop with her.

I can’t decide what’s funnier, having a purse full of poop stolen, or having to describe the “contents of the bag” to a policeman.