In case you hadn’t noticed there’s a little film showing theaters right now called The Dark Knight Rises. But who needs Batman when Catman is on the loose and ready to fight?!

The Dark Knight Rises is the final film in the Chris Nolan trilogy of Batman films, and it is, by all accounts, pretty damn good. I wouldn’t know as I haven’t yet had the pleasure of seeing it.

Batman is all well and good, but I prefer Catman, who is an actual cat-turned-superhero. I’m guessing he was left lots of money in a senile person’s will, and has since used it to fight evil.

This is the trailer for Catman, a real film and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. What? Of course it isn’t just a mad cat owner donning a villainous moustache and filming her cat in various poses. That’s a preposterous claim.