Come on Darth, play fair, we’re only asking you to say one line into the microphone and then we can all go home. It’ll make George Lucas happy. And add a few more zeros to his bank balance.

You cannot possibly have missed the controversy that erupted a few weeks ago when it was found that George Lucas had once again tampered with Star Wars, inserting a new voiceover into a key scene at the end of Return Of The Jedi.

Darth Vader now screams “Noooo” as the Emperor threatens to frazzle Luke Skywalker. It’s retarded, and it has ruined the Blu-ray release. But something few of us had considered until now is how they possibly persuaded Darth Vader back into the studio to record the new line.

This video shows it happening, and it’s completely, 100 percent real. Honest. What do you mean, Darth Vader isn’t real… Noooooooooooo.